JOE'S SPORTS CONNECTION
Basketball
A funny thing happened when I got home from track. I read my e-mail and a kid sent me something like this: Subj:hi
Date: 4/13/99 5:08:35CDT
From: GDOG534
To: bjackson24
bobby this is grant lehman whats up i love the twolves i went to a game when you played the mavericks you guys won
I thought this was pretty funny because the poor kid thought I was Bobby Jackson!!

Anyways I was shocked to learn that for NBA.COM Virtual GM League Bobby Kucera had packed up his belongings in a thimble and moved his team into the group Riehl's Class. I was quite upset because it bumped me from #2 to #3.
Well I wasn't about to let Bob take over my #2 ranking so I did what any other desprate Virtual GM Owner would do: I spent some on the old computadora and cracked Lil' Bob's password. Not only did I move him out, but I moved him into his own league. I also took the liberty of changing his team name to the "Retarded Midgets"
Note: No players of Bob's team were hurt during my fiddling process, although I was quite tempted to terminate the "Croatian Masturbation" Toni Ku-Cock!!!
WASSUP!!!!!!!
Player of the Week- Ray Allen
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Baseball
I was sadly informed to today that my child-hood idol Barry Bonds will be missing the next 10 weeks with elbow surgery. However, in the words of that famous guy, "The show must go on."
Manny Ramierez Wins my player of the week honors averaging nearly 10 fp/g
Ricky Henderson wins my loser of the week because I paid 6. something for him and he hasn't played yet this week.
Josh Dahlen Watch Out!!!!
Whoever has Sammy Sosa I'd like to say HA!

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Dare I Say Fantasy Football???
The madness of the draft is only a few months away. I anticipate Kevin's call within a few weeks asking me if John Elway retired
Anyways I'd like to make something clear to everyone who's dumb enough to do this (basically I'm just talking to Steve Garman) If you think I'm going to be dumb enough to trade my entire team away for Donovan McNabb I wouldn't. He probably won't even play this year. And if you don't beilive me, I laugh at you and spit in your face!!!

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